Going into my night shift at the convention God told me to expect two things: meeting a guy I would form a friendship with, and something funny happening in a bathroom.
God delivered on both.
I met a guy who was very open with me and casually showed me pictures of his ex wife doing nude modeling. We had spiritual conversation and I was even able to pray for him, his relationship with his ex wife, and his daughter.
In the bathroom I was washing my hands next to a promoter and when I cranked the paper towel machine but nothing came out I said "Wow I thought something was coming out but nothing did! " He replied with, "I find myself saying that all the time."
There is an endless amount of jokes to be made at a porn show.
On top of those two incidents we celebrated a birthday with one of the performers directly across from us and somehow recruited a different female performer to help us hand out "Jesus Loves Porn Stars" T-shirts.
To top it all off,
I tried on a lip-plumping balm and received advice on how to build my pectoral muscles from a male performer whom I joked with needed to wear our "Jesus Loves Porn Stars" stickers as pasties for his massive pecs.
It's church and one more convention shift before I return to MN tomorrow.
Keep it sexy,
-Brett
My thoughts and experiences at Exxxotica Ft. Lauderdale 2013. Raw. Uncensored. Sexy.
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